See-Through Scanner

It looks like a picture frame, but HP's Scanjet 4670 is the quintessence of handy scanning. Scan-head miniaturization has shrunk the guts wafer-thin, so only the polycarbonate body is visible. It sits vertically in a holder for a slim 16.3 x 7.1-inch footprint, and the 2,400-dpi resolution and 48-bit color depth mean professional-quality image capture. Photos, books, slides, and negatives - this baby scans whatever you lay it on, or on it. Pranksters, don't limit yourself to butt scans; new body parts are now accessible. $199, www.hp.com